Thee Something Brothers

6.08 V1.1

RBN: First of all, I must know. What is a Bitch Rabbit?

Britton: The opposite of a, "Cunt Bunny."

Rob: It's what you scream out when you accidentally walk into a spider's web. Aw, BITCH RABBIT!

RBN: Okay, now that's settled. You've been described as garage rock, how would you describe your sound?

Chris: I think we've kinda moved out of the garage and now we're more like Carport Rock.

Russ:

"We sound like Conway Twitty, if Conway Twitty did a lot of cocaine."

Rob: I don't know if the garage thing totally fits. I mean, we have plenty of songs about doin' it and being mad but we try not to fall into the same old retro rock cliches.

RBN: I noticed you switch instruments during your set. So who exactly plays what?

Rob: Usually I play drums but sometimes I'm really late to practice and if the dudes are anxious to play, I'll end up on bass.

Chris: I don't even play anything!

RBN: Your new album, "The Black Box" is out now. What can you tell us about it?

Rob:

"Well, it takes a few hours to prepare a batch of the boxes. Each one has to be painted with black paint mixed with vampire whiskers, then the front and back labels have to be cut and affixed to the box, and then we have to fold the poster and attach the CD jacket inside."

Ken: Buy the hell out of it.

RBN: What do you think about the Large Hadron Collider producing micro black holes and stranglets that could destroy Earth?

Chris: It won't destroy earth.

Rob: I don't know what a Hadron is, but if you bring me one I'll drink it!

Russ:

"I'd love to collide my hard-on with a strange black hole."

RBN: Where can one purchase the new album, buy merch and learn more about the band?

Rob: The easiest way would be to use the internet terminals at the library to visit myspace.com/theesomethingbrothers. Don't forget the extra "e" in Thee!

Track listing...
1. Come On
2. Bitch Rabbit
3. Sleep With Me
4. Dead Weight
5. House Appropriations Committee
6. Martian Love
7. Iron Bung
8. Audrey II
9. Bastian
10. Already Mine

Available Now at...

myspace.com/theesomethingbrothers

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